Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

If the shoe fits – buy one in every color.

Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!

Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s ex-boyfriend!

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