I can’t remember if it was Friday or Saturday, but I had a conversation with E that has had me cracking up and really scared at the same time since then:

E: “Mom, when you stay the night at D___’s house, where do you sleep?”
Me: “Um……..in a bed.”
E: “Oh, yeah, he has that other room.”
Me: “Yep, he does have a spare bedroom.”

Mmhmm… guess he’s smarter than I thought.